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Women’s Training Courses

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 19:27:17 -0400

Long awaited training courses are now finally available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears – The Last Resort, not the First.

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

12. Introduction to Parking

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

19. PMS: Your Problem … Not His

20. Dancing: Why Men Don’t Like To

21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both

25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

Life lessons #1

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 15:15:44 -0400

Assumptions are the mother of all fuck ups. Thats why we don’t play with those trumpets.

Amsterdam

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 15:01:10 -0400

‘Its a real fuck uno.👌’

Captain Birdseye

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 14:55:27 -0400

As the late great captain Birdseye said, ‘fuck boats..wheres my goddamn fish fingers!’.

Why?

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 14:53:44 -0400

Why?

Livin la vida loca.

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 14:51:18 -0400

Livin la vida loca.

Don't think just drink.

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 14:46:00 -0400

No worries, no matter. Sipping on that Jim Bean with coke at a jazz club. Don’t think, just do it.

"Dont think. Just drink"

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 14:37:29 -0400

“Dont think. Just drink”

- Ray mundo

The Poets

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 06:22:32 -0400

Michael & Ray. Collaborating like ‘Ye and Jay.

Watch this spot, we’re both fucking geniuses.

"Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then..."

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 06:17:45 -0400

“Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money.”

- Moliere